272. ordering pizza for lunch

273. I should have been friendlier to her

274. Losing my virginity at 13

275. Using drugs again

276. Getting so drunk I smashed my car into three parked cars, fleeing the scene and calling the car in stolen.

277. I regret that I never rebroke my exes nose after he got that hockey injury.  It would have made me happy.

278. That girl

279.  listening to my high school guidance counselor

280. I slept with your best friend.. and I loved it. He was better than you ever were.

281. i'm jealous. way more than i ought to be. often. but not about the things i should be jealous about

282. don't work out enough

283. i have never taken any chances or any real risks. i regret this more than anything else.

284.  i regret trying to joey-chesnut an entire lamb

285. I fucked your sister.

286. Not kissing Teresa

287. high school

288. Allowing myself to be sexually abused

289. have lost her

290. ot playing sudoku with my uncle before he died.

291. The last mouthful of pineapple juice, i feel all "un-enjoyed".

292. Not taking my grandma to the mall the day before she had a stroke and died.

293.  I didn't go away to school right away because of my boyfriend at the time.

294. not being there when it was important

295. Not having sex yet.

296. FALLING IN LOVE

297. getting married, or getting married without a pre-nup in place

298. telling my aunt she always gets the left overs from our clothes.

299. lying to her

300. Throwing in the towel

301. Not telling him what I really felt, not showing enough, not being brave enough, and not being able to let him go, even though he’s long gone...there I said it. Now you can go and fuck yourself, I wish you and your stupid bitch of a girlfriend that never shuts the hell up.

302. Going out with Mr A.

303. i think i encouraged the hospice people to hasten my dad's death

304. I'm sorry i didn't get the hint from that beautiful friend of mine, 4 years ago!

305.  I've never been able to commit to anything because I\'m constantly thinking I\'m not going to be good enough. It's caused me to fail more times than I can count.

306. Having sex with so many women without using a condom

307. not asking her out

308. Never arranging to meet up that summer...

309. smoking pot on spring break

310. thinking it is worth it

311. getting pregnant in high school

312. I am a girl, and I like listening to heartbeats. I was listening to my friend\'s heartbeat, and she said she wanted to listen to mine. She started to, and her dad walked in.

313. I regret missing my brother's graduation.

314. Not going to college straight out of high school.