228. I regret you.

229. hooking up with ^ that guy at work.

230. Dating that bastard for as long as I did and then getting back together with him for a brief, but disastrous few weeks.

231. not having learned more till now

232. asking my girlfriend to abort her pregnancy

234. Not taking those two extra steps that would have enabled me to bed both those 22-yr old blond girls last weekend.

235. i didn't kiss him – that’s not the regret, it's that i wanted to... oh fuck it... i really wanted to but it never happened and now we don't speak.... i regret that.

236. i forgot to send that e-mail

237. eating that pasta last night

238. not joining the Canadian Armed Forces

239. I ate the last one

240. not being honest to the girl i liked

241. that one time two years ago when i found a $1 bill. i wish i could go back and make it a $1,000,000 bill.

242. wasting so many time in college with people i don’t care about now

243. I am sorry that I may not be 3 of his year with my love slowly. I am sorry that I do not have enough patience, and my diligence to the normal order of my things! I am sorry that the world was evil like this. I am sorry that the things happen to me in this manner. I say thank you for it!

244. I regret anything that I have done involving Tom.

245. I regret giving you a $90 Tiffany keychain shaped like a plane (for you, the pilot) when it would soon become obvious you didn't give a damn after nearly a year of dating. I should've bought myself a necklace instead.

246. giving him what he wanted!!!

247. I squeezed my spots, the few I have on my face, now they will take longer to heal. same old story. When i see myself with spots I feel so powerless, I want to be able to have them vanish immediately

248.  putting off my work every semester

249. I regret not having my child via a normal birth, and having to have a caesar:    I regret not eating while in labour to give myself enough energy to be able to move around and facilitate labour.  I regret pushing too early so that my boy became stuck and could not come out as my cervix was not fully dialated.

250.  I regret never defining my relationship with Eric. Things would be so much less complicated for me now.

251. I got drunk and hit on my married professor.

252. There were some boys that lived across the street from where I worked.  Everyone said that it was obvious that Alex loved me.  I had a crush on Chris.  Chris didn't know my name.  Alex was one of the sweetest men i have ever met.  I let him get away.

253. I should have called a cab.

254.  I didn't refuse to attend a talk on domestic abuse and now I am unnecessarily paranoid about my boyfriend

255. I regret not taking more of a stand in the relationship and sticking up for myself and my feelings.  I wasn’t as brave as I claimed to be and in the end I got hurt the very same way I was working to avoid.  I feel like a fool yet I cant let it go.  I need to be able to say I did everything I could, and right now I can’t.  It may be foolish to want her back, and it may end up ten times worse, but at least I can say that it wasn’t for lack of effort on my part that it didn’t work out...

256. I regret telling her that she’s the meanest person I’ve ever been with.

257. wasting 15 years chasing a false dream....

258. Giving my friend's boyfriend a blowjob... 5 different times

259.  I didn't start saving for retirement soon enough.

260. i regret accidentally sending her that text message that said i hated girls

261. have been engaged during the college...

262. not eating a chili dog

263.  trying to make my boyfriend jealous by talking about other guys... I just looked like an ass.

264. not working harder at my school work

265. Attempting to break fall over 6 people and breaking my collar bone, thus ending my judo training indefinitely.

266. acting like a brat with my boyfriend.

267. not kissing raiza

268. Not Kissing That Girl

269. not going to be at 10pm yesterday.

270.  stealing from my family

271. not starting my 401K earlier

272. hailey